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Oh, hey !
Good morning, Marc.

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Good morning.

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- So what are you eating ?
- Cereal.

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Cereal it's great,
just great.

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I don't care what anybody says.

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Are people bad-mouthing cereal?

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Some people, yeah.

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Smooth, Marc.

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You go through the trouble of moving in
with the girl of your dreams,

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and then you recommend cereal.

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I came by to pick up my clothes.
Katie and I broke up.

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- What are you doing ?
- I heard Ben, I just wanted to say "Hi" to Ben.
- No.

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- Marc, shut the door.
- Sorry, man.

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Marc, open the door.

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Shut the damn door, Marc.

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Marc, open the door.

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- I don't know I think maybe we should...
- Open it.

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Look at yourself.

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I know, I have a problem.

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You know what ? I'll just drop off his clothes
to him and that it'll be it.

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Nice try...

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Look at me, I'm like a junkie.

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- What am I going to do ?
- Go get your purse.

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You need some professional help.

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And I'll take Ben's clothes
back to him, just to be safe.

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You're such a good friend.
Thank you.

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Roommates Season 1 Episode 2
Translate by Pr!y@nk�

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A Tarot Reader ?

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I thought you were bringing me
to a shrink.

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Please, therapy's a 
bunch of mumbo-jumbo.

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Ah ! Two seekers of truth.

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Take my hands.

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Let madam sapphire feel your energy.

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- Are both seekers paying ?
- Just her.

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Let's see what
cards have to say.

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I'm here because Hope brought me.
I have this on-again of a boyfriend...
- Off.

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We want to make sure he stays off.

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I just need some advice
on my love life.

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Interesting.

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The cards say you've already met the one you're
gonna spend the rest of your life with.

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Really ?

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- Is there a name ?
- We really need a name.

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- Spirits aren't seeing a name.
- They're not ?

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- No clues at all?
- Wait

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Study your dreams.

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You will dream about the one...

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very soon.

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Sooner if you buy one of my hopi indian
dream catchers, for $29.95.

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I got a hopi indian dream catcher.

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You can put it next
to the navajo money waster.

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We got it from a fortune teller.

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Fortune teller ?
That's kind of crazy, isn't it ?

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She told me I've already met the guy I'm
destined to spend the rest of my life with.
- Oh, fun !

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So, did she give you any hints ?

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She said to pay
attention to my dreams.

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- Let's go hang up my dream catcher.
- It's native american.

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So spiritual.

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How...

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could you pay money for that ?

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What the...
did you climb up the fire escape ?

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I did.

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- So can I meet your roommates ?
- No, look...

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I'm going to do it,
it's just that you're a strong flavor,

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and I want to make sure I'm
on the right footing before introduce

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a rogue element.

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I like that.

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I'm a rogue.

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So have you made
a move on Katie yet ?

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So far she thinks of me more
as a friend than as a boyfriend.

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Have to change that.

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- You have to get into Katie's dreams tonight.
- Were you listening at the window ?

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May I share a nugget
of fire-escape wisdom ?

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My mom always said
that the last person you see at night

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is the one you'll dream about.

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So you make sure that Katie sees
you just before she goes to sleep,

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then she'll dream about you.

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Get in her dreams ?

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I guess I could poke my head in,
say good night. Couldn't hurt.

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The rogue has spoken.

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Katie wants...

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- What are you doing ?
- Just checking out the window seat.

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It's a seat and a window.
You can sit on it and

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look out of it... it's crazy.

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Katie wants you to hang
the dream catcher.

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Great, be right there.

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There's a gym bag full of hip
and stylish clothes out here.

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Thom, those are Ben's.
Hope threw them out.

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Look at this.
This is so cool.

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If spiderman and Justin Timberlake
had a baby that was a hat...

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this would be it.

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- Am I interrupting ?
- No, come in.

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Thanks for helping me
with the dream catcher.

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So do you really believe
in all this tarot stuff ?

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I guess

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I've always believed that there was just
one person out there destined for me.

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What about you, do you believe in "the one" ?

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- Totally.
- Do you think you've met your one ?

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Maybe.

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Really, who is it ?

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Well, I could tell you,
but then I'd have to kiss you.

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Kill you.

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Not kiss, kill.
I'd kill you.

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Good night.

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Good night, Marc.

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Are you saying good night to Katie
in the hope that she'll dream about you ?

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Me ? No.

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What is that about ?

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Something my mom used to say.

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Really ?

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Moms...

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- Just wanted to say good night.
- Oh, good night.

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I'm gonna turn in.

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Sorry, I think I may have left
my shoes in here.

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You're wearing your shoes.

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Right.

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They're so comfortable,
like walking on air.

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Never mind.
Good night.

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Mark, did you look in Katie's room ?

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You're wearing your shoes,
you silly billy.

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Marc found his shoes.

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Good night, Katie.

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Night.

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Night.

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Good night.

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Sweet dreams.

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Buona notte.

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Don't let the bedbugos bite o.

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Well, you got me.

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Good night, Marc.

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So, Katie, you're up.
Did you have any dreams ?

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Not that I really care,
just tell me exactly what they were.

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Not that I can...

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oh my gosh.

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- I did have a dream.
- Who was in it ?

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Not Ben, I hope ?

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00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:07,104
It was Marc.

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00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:08,389
Me, really ?

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What was I doing ?

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It's kind of embarrassing.

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We're all adults.
Plus we're roommates.

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We're adult roommates.
We share.

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Sort of a sexual dream.

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A sexual dream ?
Awkward.

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You and me having sex.
Oh, that is embarrassing.

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Go on.

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You weren't having sex with me.
OK, not you, OK.

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Was she hot ?
At least smart, with a good personality ?

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Because the brain
is the sexiest organ on a woman.

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For me it's the big honkin' boobies.

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What's going on ?

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Katie had a dream about Marc
having sex with someone.

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Interesting.

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Oh, at least, you get
some in the pretend world.

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00:10:01,806 --> 00:10:05,021
Who is the... and I use this word
with care "Lucky girl" ?

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00:10:05,507 --> 00:10:07,273
It wasn't a girl.
It was a guy.

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00:10:10,290 --> 00:10:11,238
A... a guy.

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00:10:11,549 --> 00:10:13,446
I was doing it
with a guy in your dream ?

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00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:16,932
This is beautiful.

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00:10:17,161 --> 00:10:18,087
Who was it ?

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00:10:18,212 --> 00:10:20,828
The fat guy in the park
who's always flying a kite ?

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Not exactly, no.
It was you.

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Check it out.

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00:11:06,517 --> 00:11:07,867
In Ben's clothes.

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00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:10,740
I'm like a really hip
Ellen Degeneres.

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00:11:13,812 --> 00:11:15,164
Well, guess what ?

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Katie had a dream
about me having sex.

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00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:19,762
Awesome.
My plan worked.

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With James.

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00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:22,473
Oh, I see.

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00:11:23,902 --> 00:11:25,476
But at least you were having sex.

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00:11:25,988 --> 00:11:28,020
Yes, gay sex with James.

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00:11:28,661 --> 00:11:29,861
No, it's okay.

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Let her go on thinking you're gay.

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00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,595
Then one night,
your boyfriend's at the gym,

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00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,487
you've had one too many mimosas,

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you plant the idea in Katie's head
that she can turn you.

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And before you know it you've proven
you're a lady in the streets,

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but a freak in the sheets.

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00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:51,654
This whole tarot thing
has been a nightmare.

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Katie's going back
for another reading,

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some how, some way,
it'll be a disaster.

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00:11:56,773 --> 00:11:58,134
Come on, man, cheer up.

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It's just I threw my whole life
up in the air to move in with Katie,

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00:12:03,028 --> 00:12:05,898
and I feel like i'm getting farther
and farther away from her.

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00:12:07,062 --> 00:12:09,770
Wait, you said Katie's going back
for a second reading ?

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00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:10,867
Yeah.

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00:12:10,992 --> 00:12:13,691
With my luck, she'll have a dream
about me having sex with Ben.

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No shot, Mark.

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Ben's all man.

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Cackaw.

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00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:31,667
- Tom, you can't climb in here.
- Are they back yet ?

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00:12:31,927 --> 00:12:33,602
- From where?
- The tarot reader.

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00:12:33,727 --> 00:12:35,713
You told me they were going in
for another reading,

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00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,277
so I bribed her to point Katie
in your direction.

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00:12:38,402 --> 00:12:39,926
You can't bribe a tarot reader.

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I just did.

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00:12:41,671 --> 00:12:43,621
Madam Sapphire was very nice.

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00:12:44,693 --> 00:12:47,143
I crossed her palms
with silver twice.

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00:12:49,223 --> 00:12:51,623
Why would you do
something like that ?

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Go, get out !

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00:12:56,099 --> 00:12:59,061
- You're not going to believe this.
- We went back to Madam Sapphire

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00:12:59,186 --> 00:13:02,154
and she gave us the name
of the man Katie's meant to be with.

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00:13:02,279 --> 00:13:04,742
- It's in here.
- Wow, that's great.

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00:13:05,195 --> 00:13:06,384
It's a special occasion.

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00:13:06,509 --> 00:13:09,355
We're going to open a bottle of wine
and then open the envelope.

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00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:10,998
I'm so excited !

206
00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:15,730
- Your name is in that envelope.
- What ?

207
00:13:15,855 --> 00:13:17,155
Are you serious ?

208
00:13:18,126 --> 00:13:19,548
Oh my god, thanks.

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00:13:20,721 --> 00:13:21,721
Good luck.

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00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,018
And cackaw.

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00:13:25,562 --> 00:13:27,181
Okay, let's open it.

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00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,666
It's time.
I'm going to open it !

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00:13:31,075 --> 00:13:33,575
- Open it, open it.
- Open it, open it.

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00:13:37,295 --> 00:13:39,068
I don't know, it's kind of scary.

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00:13:39,691 --> 00:13:41,335
Should we mess with fate ?

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00:13:41,715 --> 00:13:43,818
I mean, what if I get all in my head

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00:13:43,943 --> 00:13:46,588
and whenever I see this guy,
I get all nervous and screw up ?

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00:13:46,713 --> 00:13:49,054
What if I don't like him
and I'm supposed to grow to like him,

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00:13:49,179 --> 00:13:51,754
- but I don't like him yet ?
- What if he meets someone else,

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00:13:51,879 --> 00:13:54,125
while you're asking
all these pointless questions ?

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00:13:55,572 --> 00:13:56,672
I'm serious.

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00:13:56,797 --> 00:13:59,240
What if knowing ruins everything,
and the person whose name

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00:13:59,365 --> 00:14:02,620
is inside this envelope becomes the last
person could ever possibly love ?

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00:14:02,745 --> 00:14:04,748
I don't think you should open it.

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00:14:04,873 --> 00:14:07,191
What are you talking about ?
You were squealing like a little girl

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00:14:07,316 --> 00:14:08,516
tree seconds ago.

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00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,793
Think about it. Do you really want
to learn about the love of your life

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00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,108
from a piece of paper
in an envelope ?

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00:14:15,482 --> 00:14:17,422
Don't you want to let it happen
naturally,

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00:14:17,547 --> 00:14:19,274
over a glass of wine,

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00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:21,799
a stolen glance
in a used-book store,

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00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:26,184
in the park, when your eyes meet
and you just know it's right ?

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00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:30,578
Well, I can certainly see
how you got James into bed.

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00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:44,442
So Katie want to sleep
without opening the envelope ?

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00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:46,689
Yeah. If she opens it
and sees my name,

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00:14:46,814 --> 00:14:48,804
it could throw off
the natural course of things.

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00:14:49,077 --> 00:14:51,947
You know, I once opened
a neighboor's envelope by accident.

238
00:14:52,072 --> 00:14:54,894
Their son got into yale,
and I forgot to give it to him.

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00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,696
But it all worked out.
He bought a metal detector

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00:14:59,821 --> 00:15:01,871
and combs beaches for treasure.

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00:15:03,925 --> 00:15:05,529
I have to get the envelope back.

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00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,698
I'll do it, I'll sneak into
her room and steal it back.

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00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,998
- But wait, what if she catches you?
- Please,

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00:15:10,123 --> 00:15:12,693
when I'm wearing Ben's clothes,
I feel invincible.

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00:15:12,818 --> 00:15:16,374
I'm like a superhero...
Part Spiderman, part Justin Timberlake.

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00:15:16,857 --> 00:15:18,272
I am Spiderlake.

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00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:47,567
Cackaw!

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00:15:48,849 --> 00:15:51,033
You don't actually have to say "Cackaw"
when I know you're coming.

249
00:15:51,545 --> 00:15:54,328
- Here you go.
- Thanks, Tom. I owe you.

250
00:15:54,571 --> 00:15:56,771
The rogue accepts no compensation.

251
00:15:57,546 --> 00:15:59,396
Tom accepts cash or check.

252
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:05,965
Hello, Marc.

253
00:16:06,354 --> 00:16:07,931
James, hi.

254
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,133
Good night.

255
00:16:11,711 --> 00:16:13,731
What you got there behind your back ?

256
00:16:13,856 --> 00:16:16,067
My arm, my ha... my hand.

257
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,509
Just practicing walking
like an english nobleman.

258
00:16:22,323 --> 00:16:24,662
You've got something behind your back.
Now let's see it.

259
00:16:24,787 --> 00:16:27,190
Can't a guy just walk around
with an arm behind his back

260
00:16:27,315 --> 00:16:29,465
without causing a big hullabaloo ?

261
00:16:31,112 --> 00:16:32,162
Okay, then.

262
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:35,119
- Good night, Marc.
- Good night.

263
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,205
You first.

264
00:16:40,045 --> 00:16:41,323
Look, boobs.

265
00:16:45,646 --> 00:16:47,381
Katie's tarot envelope.

266
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,788
Now why would you have
this envelope ?

267
00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:51,870
Because my name's in it, OK ?

268
00:16:51,995 --> 00:16:54,472
I had a friend bribe the tarot reader
to put my name in there.

269
00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:57,219
Manipulating Katie to get some.

270
00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:59,318
My baby's growing up.

271
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,608
What are you guys doing ?

272
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,816
Just a couple of guys wrestling,
that's all.

273
00:17:07,941 --> 00:17:10,279
Perfectly innocent,
no big hullabaloo.

274
00:17:12,214 --> 00:17:13,908
Oh my gosh, the envelope.

275
00:17:14,288 --> 00:17:15,793
Where did you get this ?

276
00:17:16,349 --> 00:17:18,371
I found it on the floor
outside your room.

277
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,081
Breeze must have blown it there.

278
00:17:20,531 --> 00:17:21,958
I didn't feel any breezes.

279
00:17:22,779 --> 00:17:24,779
It was one big gust, a zephyr.

280
00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:29,742
I had this dream.

281
00:17:30,209 --> 00:17:33,010
I was lying in bed and I saw a figure
climbing out the window.

282
00:17:33,412 --> 00:17:35,256
It was Ben.
He had his hat on.

283
00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:38,540
It had to be a sign.
So I decided to open the envelope,

284
00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:39,801
but it was gone.

285
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,102
And now here it is.

286
00:17:43,148 --> 00:17:45,898
I'm supposed to open it.
Hope, get out here !

287
00:17:47,115 --> 00:17:49,489
You know, it's late.
We should probably all go to bed.

288
00:17:49,614 --> 00:17:51,680
Night time's
when the body repairs itself.

289
00:17:52,858 --> 00:17:53,990
What's going on ?

290
00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:55,719
I'm going to open the tarot reader's envelope.

291
00:17:55,844 --> 00:17:58,784
I'm going to find out once
and for all if Ben is the one.

292
00:17:58,909 --> 00:18:01,420
Well, it better not be Ben,
or a certain jamaican tarot reader

293
00:18:01,545 --> 00:18:03,745
is getting a visit from the I.N.S.

294
00:18:06,496 --> 00:18:07,496
Well,

295
00:18:07,727 --> 00:18:10,339
- who is it ?
- It says Clark.

296
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,845
It says Clark not Marc ?

297
00:18:17,622 --> 00:18:19,932
Why would it say Mark ?
They just rhyme, that's funny.

298
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,559
It says Clark ?
That's fantastic.

299
00:18:24,358 --> 00:18:26,022
I've never met a Clark in my life.

300
00:18:26,895 --> 00:18:29,510
Maybe this whole tarot thing
is a scam.

301
00:18:30,331 --> 00:18:32,334
- It means nothing.
- Too early to tell.

302
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,614
I'd waste more money on it,
then decide.

303
00:18:35,486 --> 00:18:36,999
You know what ?
This is insane.

304
00:18:37,124 --> 00:18:40,759
Look at me. I'm looking for answers
from tarot readers and dream catchers.

305
00:18:40,884 --> 00:18:44,123
Why do I keep doing this ? Why am I
in such a hurry to get to my future ?

306
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:47,001
- Yeah, what's the rush ?
- Well, exactly.

307
00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:48,878
- Yeah, you're young.
- Yeah.

308
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,965
There's plenty of time
to get tied down with a guy.

309
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,322
For now,
I'm just going to focus on me.

310
00:18:54,447 --> 00:18:55,447
Me me me.

311
00:18:56,606 --> 00:18:57,656
Good night.

312
00:18:58,869 --> 00:18:59,919
Good night.

313
00:19:06,671 --> 00:19:10,358
I don't know who your friend is,
but that's not an easy mistake to clake.

314
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,829
Clark ?
How did the name Clark get in there ?

315
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,447
I don't know.
I swear I told her Marc.

316
00:19:26,572 --> 00:19:29,140
- Are you sure ?
- Yes. Oh, wait.

317
00:19:31,428 --> 00:19:33,428
Yeah, I might have said Clark.

318
00:19:34,027 --> 00:19:36,509
I got a call from my friend Clark
just before I went in.

319
00:19:37,546 --> 00:19:40,429
It's okay.
It's best not to tempt fate anyway.

320
00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:42,757
Check out that hot girl.

321
00:19:44,669 --> 00:19:46,817
No woman says no to Spiderlake.

322
00:19:55,490 --> 00:19:57,738
Oh my god,
look, it's Ben with a girl.

323
00:19:58,124 --> 00:19:59,772
I'd know that jacket anywhere.

324
00:19:59,897 --> 00:20:02,618
What a jerk, hitting on a girl
right after we broke up.

325
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:05,905
- Let's just be adults about this.
- We'll go over there,

326
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,581
have a beer and talk it out.

327
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:08,940
What? No.

328
00:20:13,524 --> 00:20:15,621
Hi, Ben.
Let us buy you a beer.

329
00:20:25,361 --> 00:20:26,309
Oh, no.

330
00:20:26,855 --> 00:20:29,854
Katie, Hope,
say hi to my old roommate Tom.

331
00:20:32,145 --> 00:20:33,608
Can I get your number ?

332
00:20:46,239 --> 00:20:47,739
So, hows it comming ?

333
00:20:49,105 --> 00:20:51,500
These pipes are really clogged.
I need another tool.

334
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,841
I've got your tool right here.

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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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